SYDNEY (AFP) – An Australian woman described as the world’s oldest Internet blogger has died at the age of 108 after posting a final message about singing “a happy song” in her nursing home.

Olive Riley “passed away peacefully on July 12 and will be mourned by thousands of Internet friends and hundreds of descendants and other relatives,” a note on her website said.

Riley had posted more than 70 entries on her blog since February last year, sharing her thoughts on modern life and her experiences living through the entire 20th century.

Born on October 20 1899, she lived through two world wars and raised three children while doing various jobs, including ranch cook and barmaid.

In her final post on June 26, she wrote: “I can’t believe I’ve been here in this nursing home for more than a week.

“How the days have flown, even though I’ve been in bed most of the time. I still feel weak, and can’t shake off that bad cough.

“Penny, who’s in the next bed to mine, had a visit one day this week from her daughter, who’s a professional singer. Guess what happened! She and I sang a happy song, as I do every day, and before long we were joined by several nurses, who sang along too. It was quite a concert!”

Riley’s blog, initially on www.allaboutolive.com.au and more recently at http://worldsoldestblogger.blogspot.com, was “mind-blowing to her,” her great grandson Darren Stone said.

“She had people communicating with her from as far away as Russia and America on a continual basis, not just once in a while,” he told the national AAP news agency.

“She enjoyed the notoriety — it kept her mind fresh.”

Source: Yahoo! News

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This is simply amazing! The computer can figure out exactly what number you are thinking! Try it! And figure out how they do it!

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The Soccer Tournament may be over, but the fever is still on. Pit youself against the computer in this miniclip version of the euro game.

 Euro 2008 Game

Yo Mama So Ugly

she put the Boogie man outta business.

she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt

when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, “Damn it, can’t believe it’s Halloween already…”

when she applied for the ugly contest they told her ‘NO Professionals’

she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!

minutes after she was born her Mother shouted ‘What a treasure!” and her Poppa said “Yes, now let’s go and bury her…”

they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.

when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours….and that was just for the quote!

yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye…

she put Marilyn Manson out of business.

she was a guard at Snake Mountain

they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock…

even Harry Knowles refused to date her.

they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty!

she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween.

Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday.

you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time.

she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein.

we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.

I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.

her shadow gave up.

people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON’t have to see her…

her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.

when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.

hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.

instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.

they gave her a middle name…’accident’.

she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.

when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!

even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her…

when she was born the Doc smacked her face.

Pickup lines: The clichés

1. “Did we meet before? You look familiar.”
2. “How do you feel about love at first sight?”
3. “Excuse me, are you a model?”
4. “What’s your sign?”
5. “You look like you’re waiting for someone.”
6. “Something tells me we have a lot in common. How should we find out?”
7. “Here’s my number. What’s yours?”

Pickup lines: The cheesy

1. “Did I just bump into you? Or did you just bump into me?”
2. “I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?”
3. “I’ve lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
4. “Do you mind if I take you home with me right now?”
5. “I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.”
6. “What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?”
7. “Do you have a name or can I call you mine?”    

8. “Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.”
9. “If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?”

Pickup lines: The failed flattery

1. “You look as cute as your dog!”
2. “Nobody ever says no to me.”
3. “All those curves, and me with no brakes.”   

4. “You remind me of a girl I used to date.”
5. “If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?”   

6. “I’ve never met a woman I couldn’t learn to love.”
7. “What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?”

One of Seven Wonders of the World survives
The Great Pyramid of Giza is the only one of the Seven Wonders of the World that still survives. Can you name the other six?

They are:

1) The Hanging Gardens of Babylon, which were built on the banks of the Euphrates river by King Nebuchadnezzar II.

2) The gigantic gold statue of Zeus was built by the sculptor Pheidias at Olympia.

3) The temple of Artemis was erected in the Asia Minor city of Ephesus in honour of the Greek goddess of hunting and wild nature.

4) The Mausoleum at Halicarnassus was a huge tomb constructed for King Maussollos, Persian satrap of Caria.

5) The Colossus of Rhodes was a massive statue erected by the Greeks in honour of Helios the sun-god.

6) The Lighthouse of Alexandria was built by the Ptolemies on the island of Pharos.

The Great Pyramid of Giza was built near the ancient city of Memphis for Pharaoh Khufu in the period of the Fourth Dynasty, between 2613 and 2494BC. The Greeks refered to it as the Pyramid of Cheops. A true wonder, it is immense: according to Mysteries of the Unknown, it covers a ground area of 13.1 acres (32,4 hectares), composed of some 2.3 million limestone blocks average two-and-a-half tonnes each, enough stone to build a wall of foot-square cubes two-thirds around the globe at the equator, a distance of 16,600 miles (26 500km).

The oldest statue in the world is the Great Sphinx of Egypt. Carved out of limestone, it stands 19,8 metres (65 ft) high and is 73 metres (240 ft) long.

Modern Wonders
A list of the seven wonders of the modern world was compiled after World War One (after 1918). The motorcar was omitted from the list, instead naming: (1) the radio; (2) the telephone; (3) the aeroplane; (4) radium; (5) anaesthetics and antitoxins; (6) spectrum analysis; and (7) X rays. An updated list undoubtedly will include the car, television, computer, nuclear energy and nanotechnology.

New Seven Wonders
At a decleration on 07/07/07 in Lisbon, Portugal, after worldwide online polling, SMS and telephone voting the New Seven Wonders were declared as being:

1) The Great Wall, China

2) Petra, Jordan

3) Christ Redeemer, Brazil

4) Machu Picchu, Peru

5) Chichén Itzá, Mexico

6) The Roman Colloseum, Italy

7) The Taj Mahal, India

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Here are some Mad TV episodes! Laugh your ass off! Enjoy!

Sex Education

Heros

PornStar Registration

Power Puff Girls

Sluts and the City

High School Musical

Friends

Britney Spears

American Idol

Christina Aguilera

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