The Worst Pickup Lines Ever!

Pickup lines: The clichés

1. “Did we meet before? You look familiar.”
2. “How do you feel about love at first sight?”
3. “Excuse me, are you a model?”
4. “What’s your sign?”
5. “You look like you’re waiting for someone.”
6. “Something tells me we have a lot in common. How should we find out?”
7. “Here’s my number. What’s yours?”

 

Pickup lines: The cheesy

1. “Did I just bump into you? Or did you just bump into me?”
2. “I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?”
3. “I’ve lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
4. “Do you mind if I take you home with me right now?”
5. “I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.”
6. “What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?”
7. “Do you have a name or can I call you mine?”    

8. “Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.”
9. “If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?”

 

Pickup lines: The failed flattery

1. “You look as cute as your dog!”
2. “Nobody ever says no to me.”
3. “All those curves, and me with no brakes.”   

4. “You remind me of a girl I used to date.”
5. “If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?”   

6. “I’ve never met a woman I couldn’t learn to love.”
7. “What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?”