Archive for June, 2008

The Worst Pickup Lines Ever!

June 30, 2008

Pickup lines: The clichés

  1. “Did we meet before? You look familiar.”
  2. “How do you feel about love at first sight?”
  3. “Excuse me, are you a model?”
  4. “What’s your sign?”
  5. “You look like you’re waiting for someone.”
  6. “Something tells me we have a lot in common. How should we find out?”
  7. “Here’s my number. What’s yours?”

 

Pickup lines: The cheesy

  1. “Did I just bump into you? Or did you just bump into me?”
  2. “I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?”
  3. “I’ve lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
  4. “Do you mind if I take you home with me right now?”
  5. “I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.”
  6. “What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?”
  7. “Do you have a name or can I call you mine?”    

  8. “Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.”
  9. “If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?”

 

Pickup lines: The failed flattery

  1. “You look as cute as your dog!”
  2. “Nobody ever says no to me.”
  3. “All those curves, and me with no brakes.”   

  4. “You remind me of a girl I used to date.”
  5. “If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?”   

  6. “I’ve never met a woman I couldn’t learn to love.”
  7. “What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?”

Did you know?

June 26, 2008

One of Seven Wonders of the World survives
The Great Pyramid of Giza is the only one of the Seven Wonders of the World that still survives. Can you name the other six?

They are:

1) The Hanging Gardens of Babylon, which were built on the banks of the Euphrates river by King Nebuchadnezzar II.

2) The gigantic gold statue of Zeus was built by the sculptor Pheidias at Olympia.

3) The temple of Artemis was erected in the Asia Minor city of Ephesus in honour of the Greek goddess of hunting and wild nature.

4) The Mausoleum at Halicarnassus was a huge tomb constructed for King Maussollos, Persian satrap of Caria.

5) The Colossus of Rhodes was a massive statue erected by the Greeks in honour of Helios the sun-god.

6) The Lighthouse of Alexandria was built by the Ptolemies on the island of Pharos.

The Great Pyramid of Giza was built near the ancient city of Memphis for Pharaoh Khufu in the period of the Fourth Dynasty, between 2613 and 2494BC. The Greeks refered to it as the Pyramid of Cheops. A true wonder, it is immense: according to Mysteries of the Unknown, it covers a ground area of 13.1 acres (32,4 hectares), composed of some 2.3 million limestone blocks average two-and-a-half tonnes each, enough stone to build a wall of foot-square cubes two-thirds around the globe at the equator, a distance of 16,600 miles (26 500km).

The oldest statue in the world is the Great Sphinx of Egypt. Carved out of limestone, it stands 19,8 metres (65 ft) high and is 73 metres (240 ft) long.

Modern Wonders
A list of the seven wonders of the modern world was compiled after World War One (after 1918). The motorcar was omitted from the list, instead naming: (1) the radio; (2) the telephone; (3) the aeroplane; (4) radium; (5) anaesthetics and antitoxins; (6) spectrum analysis; and (7) X rays. An updated list undoubtedly will include the car, television, computer, nuclear energy and nanotechnology.

New Seven Wonders
At a decleration on 07/07/07 in Lisbon, Portugal, after worldwide online polling, SMS and telephone voting the New Seven Wonders were declared as being:

1) The Great Wall, China

2) Petra, Jordan

3) Christ Redeemer, Brazil

4) Machu Picchu, Peru

5) Chichén Itzá, Mexico

6) The Roman Colloseum, Italy

7) The Taj Mahal, India

Switch!

June 25, 2008

Time to crack your brain and escape from the room! Have fun!

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Mad TV

June 24, 2008

Here are some Mad TV episodes! Laugh your ass off! Enjoy!

Sex Education

Heros

PornStar Registration

Power Puff Girls

Sluts and the City

High School Musical

Friends

Britney Spears

American Idol

Christina Aguilera

For more episodes, just go to youtube and type Mad TV.

Japanese Street Magician Cyril!

June 9, 2008

Hi there! Today is the start of this entertainment blog! Hopefully it caters to your daily boredom needs! I welcome all suggestions for new and different types of entertainment, just leave a comment and i will look into it! Today i m featuring magician cyril! be amazed and enjoy!

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Part 9